La Prom Gazette IS18

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Mark	Mon, 27 Jul 2009, 12:49 PM Welcome to La Prom Gazette Issue 18. Yep, the Gazette has turned 18, and still can not act like an adult. Well, what a difference 7 days can make in the world of awful investigative journalism. While the Gazette sometimes upset riders on occasion, looks like one particular rider is really not happy at all. While the Gazette's aim is to get 'stuck' into riders a times, what this segment is NOT about is creating animosity between SCCC, their riders, and within other riders per se. Therefore, while last week turned into a woody-a-thon with dummy throwing going on from both corners, La Prom feels that there is no need for "bike pumps and latex at 10 paces" or a 'Thunderdome' because there has been enough said and this segment does NOT wish this to turn into something it is not, and get personal. Therefore, La Prom is not going to reply or escalate this scandal that is bigger than the Queensland Rugby League Team's effort and will attempt to build a bridge over the 23 mile moat(Woody is English)that Woody has barracaded himself in, with pop-guns at the ready targeted right at the editors numb-skull. The Gazette can rise above this interaction. Therefore, to Woody, I make no apologies what-so-ever, but I would like to say that it was NOT personal, and it was NOT a personal attack on you as a person, your personality or your riding capabilities(or lack thereof maybe). It some jovial fun about an incident which occurred between yourself and the majority of the field. However, unfortunately, you are going to get mentioned today as La Prom did find out about something else, therefore, do not take it personally. Enough said. Right down to business. HEADLINE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Captain Moonlight has for the first time ever.....won the Pipis Sprint!!! This is just scandalous, bigger than the woody-a-thon that took place last week! La Prom is wondering how on earth did he win it? It is apparent that the two knob-jockeys who should both know better not to lead Captian Moonlight out, has formed a underground resistance team and has recruited none other than midnight sun himself. These two clowns are one other than Noddy and Monty(who was called 'Noddy's Lapdog' by a particular rider - not hard to put two and two together). Therefore, the Gazette is asking if Legs Liddell can have a quite word to these to idiots, and that while he os at it, kick'em both up the arse! However, La Prom feels this might not make much difference to these idiots. While on the subject of Noddy, on this mornings ride, Noddy was once again looking like has been to a OP-SHOP-A-THON sale, looking like some bum. It was that terrible this morning that one rider commented that he looked like a used condom turned inside out. Still on the subject of attire, on last Wednesday pipis, Sally Robbins played with Monty's head by proceeding to tell him that there was a large crack up ahead. When Monty loked at her with the dumb puppy look, Sally pointed towards kiwi Gary's knicks in which the morbid curiosity got the better of Monty! As a result, kiwi Gary now makes an effort to seek out Monty on pipis and make he is infront so Monty can get a good look at his butt. Monty is now seeking counselling and attempting to poke his mind's eye out There is not much to be said on the local racing scene. However, the Lake Webya race is on this Sunday, check your local guides. On the subject of racing, Mr Locke is off to the Tour of Gippsland, Sally is off in three weeks racing - she did tell me, but I bloody forgot, and while Monty is not part of our club, he is off to the Cunningham classic this weekend as well. Also, these three are also getting ready for the Grafton-Inverell. Good luck to all three of you, and any other SCCC rider who have entered into the Cunningham or any other event such as Grafton etc for that matter. Notice: Be aware that there is now a new speed zone out the front of Cycling Central. This new zone is going to be called the 'Woody Zone' as a result of Woody telling one particular person that he felt it was not necessary for Noddy to do 50km/h on the last lap of a criterium race, and that no doubt he should slow down just a little. Therefore, Woody's job vacancy add had attracted numerous applicants who will now be doing -not work - but policing this new zone. The new 'Workers' will be equipped with wooden pop-guns, speed guns and cameras that have all been manufactured by Mr Cervelo's wood lathe! So. be careful through this new zone, you'll be wooderised if you are going to fast! Spotted: Mr Plod, Monty, and Noddy all heading up to Mount Glorious on Saturday. On Sunday however, back at Mooloolaba, Monty was quoted as saying that Mount Glorious was not feeling so Glorious after blowing (popping) up on the way back from Perigian! Sergeant Price off the front of Sunday's pipis after being stirred up by the Drewmiester (Dahl Drew). While on the subject of Sergeant Price, apparently he is getting himself a new bike very soon, and it will be a bike without a handbag! The old Silverfox seen at Cycling Central this morning (Monday), talking about which undertaker should sign with for when he croaks it. Craig Byron and others heading to Nambour at all hours of the morning last Wednesday. Who's back: Tahlia Paskin is back....great to see you back pal. Jeff Liddell is back after poodling about for a few weeks, along with John who has turned Japanese and got himself a Fuji pushie - looks nice...the bike I mean, not John! Wes Role seen moving around with a push bike again. On the subject of Wes the Bread Role, on Sunday he asked Monty if he was continually riding his Mrs. Apparently, since getting his new bike and recovering from his injuries, it has come to La Prom attention that Monty has been seen forever riding his new bike. As a result, Wes made a simple smartass comment asking if his Mrs was the Prince with Monty looking a little red faced and sheepish. MIA: Mrs T. La Prom can confirm that she wil be missing for a awhile yet as she is actually injured. Get well soon pal. Head pastry chef is also missing. Must be out hunting for yeast. Awards: Pipis sprint...I cannot believe I am saying this....Captain Moonlight! With him winning the cup, La Prom is wondering if he is now going to retire this thing? Look where your going......no one...everybody that is mentioned on here managed to stay upright..even Lightning Macqueen. Dummy spit award...goes to...well...just for one more week then it can move onto somelse...Woody for his reply back at La Prom. It could also be a tie between the Gazette and Woody. But the Gazette cannot award itself its own awards. This is La Prom News.
Julie Bonar	Tue, 28 Jul 2009, 4:30 PM I look forward to the gazette every week, very entertaining. Thank goodness you have no dirt to rake up on me! Keep up the great work Mark.
Ken Warren	Tue, 28 Jul 2009, 9:09 PM Some strive for greatness. Others have greatness thrust upon them. Then there are those who achieve greatness through sheer talent. To see Captain Moonlight celebrating his win, open this link. And as for you Ms Bonar, I am currently compiling a file on you and all will be revealed in due course.

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Mon, 27 Jul 2009, 12:49 PM

Welcome to La Prom Gazette Issue 18.

Yep, the Gazette has turned 18, and still can not act like an adult.

Well, what a difference 7 days can make in the world of awful investigative journalism. While the Gazette sometimes upset riders on occasion, looks like one particular rider is really not happy at all. While the Gazette's aim is to get 'stuck' into riders a times, what this segment is NOT about is creating animosity between SCCC, their riders, and within other riders per se. Therefore, while last week turned into a woody-a-thon with dummy throwing going on from both corners, La Prom feels that there is no need for "bike pumps and latex at 10 paces" or a 'Thunderdome' because there has been enough said and this segment does NOT wish this to turn into something it is not, and get personal. Therefore, La Prom is not going to reply or escalate this scandal that is bigger than the Queensland Rugby League Team's effort and will attempt to build a bridge over the 23 mile moat(Woody is English)that Woody has barracaded himself in, with pop-guns at the ready targeted right at the editors numb-skull. The Gazette can rise above this interaction. Therefore, to Woody, I make no apologies what-so-ever, but I would like to say that it was NOT personal, and it was NOT a personal attack on you as a person, your personality or your riding capabilities(or lack thereof maybe). It some jovial fun about an incident which occurred between yourself and the majority of the field. However, unfortunately, you are going to get mentioned today as La Prom did find out about something else, therefore, do not take it personally. Enough said.

Right down to business.

HEADLINE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Moonlight has for the first time ever.....won the Pipis Sprint!!! This is just scandalous, bigger than the woody-a-thon that took place last week! La Prom is wondering how on earth did he win it? It is apparent that the two knob-jockeys who should both know better not to lead Captian Moonlight out, has formed a underground resistance team and has recruited none other than midnight sun himself. These two clowns are one other than Noddy and Monty(who was called 'Noddy's Lapdog' by a particular rider - not hard to put two and two together). Therefore, the Gazette is asking if Legs Liddell can have a quite word to these to idiots, and that while he os at it, kick'em both up the arse! However, La Prom feels this might not make much difference to these idiots.

While on the subject of Noddy, on this mornings ride, Noddy was once again looking like has been to a OP-SHOP-A-THON sale, looking like some bum. It was that terrible this morning that one rider commented that he looked like a used condom turned inside out.

Still on the subject of attire, on last Wednesday pipis, Sally Robbins played with Monty's head by proceeding to tell him that there was a large crack up ahead. When Monty loked at her with the dumb puppy look, Sally pointed towards kiwi Gary's knicks in which the morbid curiosity got the better of Monty! As a result, kiwi Gary now makes an effort to seek out Monty on pipis and make he is infront so Monty can get a good look at his butt. Monty is now seeking counselling and attempting to poke his mind's eye out

There is not much to be said on the local racing scene. However, the Lake Webya race is on this Sunday, check your local guides. On the subject of racing, Mr Locke is off to the Tour of Gippsland, Sally is off in three weeks racing - she did tell me, but I bloody forgot, and while Monty is not part of our club, he is off to the Cunningham classic this weekend as well. Also, these three are also getting ready for the Grafton-Inverell. Good luck to all three of you, and any other SCCC rider who have entered into the Cunningham or any other event such as Grafton etc for that matter.

Notice:

Be aware that there is now a new speed zone out the front of Cycling Central. This new zone is going to be called the 'Woody Zone' as a result of Woody telling one particular person that he felt it was not necessary for Noddy to do 50km/h on the last lap of a criterium race, and that no doubt he should slow down just a little. Therefore, Woody's job vacancy add had attracted numerous applicants who will now be doing -not work - but policing this new zone. The new 'Workers' will be equipped with wooden pop-guns, speed guns and cameras that have all been manufactured by Mr Cervelo's wood lathe! So. be careful through this new zone, you'll be wooderised if you are going to fast!

Spotted:

Mr Plod, Monty, and Noddy all heading up to Mount Glorious on Saturday. On Sunday however, back at Mooloolaba, Monty was quoted as saying that Mount Glorious was not feeling so Glorious after blowing (popping) up on the way back from Perigian!

Sergeant Price off the front of Sunday's pipis after being stirred up by the Drewmiester (Dahl Drew). While on the subject of Sergeant Price, apparently he is getting himself a new bike very soon, and it will be a bike without a handbag!

The old Silverfox seen at Cycling Central this morning (Monday), talking about which undertaker should sign with for when he croaks it.

Craig Byron and others heading to Nambour at all hours of the morning last Wednesday.

Who's back:

Tahlia Paskin is back....great to see you back pal.

Jeff Liddell is back after poodling about for a few weeks, along with John who has turned Japanese and got himself a Fuji pushie - looks nice...the bike I mean, not John!

Wes Role seen moving around with a push bike again. On the subject of Wes the Bread Role, on Sunday he asked Monty if he was continually riding his Mrs. Apparently, since getting his new bike and recovering from his injuries, it has come to La Prom attention that Monty has been seen forever riding his new bike. As a result, Wes made a simple smartass comment asking if his Mrs was the Prince with Monty looking a little red faced and sheepish.

MIA:

Mrs T. La Prom can confirm that she wil be missing for a awhile yet as she is actually injured. Get well soon pal.

Head pastry chef is also missing. Must be out hunting for yeast.

Awards:

Pipis sprint...I cannot believe I am saying this....Captain Moonlight! With him winning the cup, La Prom is wondering if he is now going to retire this thing?

Look where your going......no one...everybody that is mentioned on here managed to stay upright..even Lightning Macqueen.

Dummy spit award...goes to...well...just for one more week then it can move onto somelse...Woody for his reply back at La Prom. It could also be a tie between the Gazette and Woody. But the Gazette cannot award itself its own awards.

This is La Prom News.

Julie Bonar

Tue, 28 Jul 2009, 4:30 PM

I look forward to the gazette every week, very entertaining. Thank goodness you have no dirt to rake up on me! Keep up the great work Mark.

Ken Warren

Tue, 28 Jul 2009, 9:09 PM

Some strive for greatness. Others have greatness thrust upon them. Then there are those who achieve greatness through sheer talent. To see Captain Moonlight celebrating his win, open this link.

And as for you Ms Bonar, I am currently compiling a file on you and all will be revealed in due course.